Mac Bashing Central !!!
"It's better than bottlin' it up,
isn't it?"-- Terry Jones, Monty Python
(Several Funny but Extremely Sarcastic
and
Caustic Articles Containing Varying Degrees
of Sharp Criticism and Many Unkind Words
Directed Towards Apple Macintosh Computers
and The People Who Build Them, Use Them,
and Love Them)
by Steven
Salemi
What? You Thought Macs were Perfect?!?!?!?!?
Just Say No To The Macintosh
If Macs are so great for music, why do this humble
Toshiba Satellite Laptop and Microsoft Mouse
feature so prominently on the cover art for the totally-hip new
Groove Armada Album, "Goodbye Country (Hello Nightclub)?"
Why Macintosh Users
are Boneheads:
A Scholarly Inquiry
Appealing to the Computer Gods for
an IBM ThinkPad???
Journey to MacLand
(A Carlos Castaneda Parody)
The Shadow Over The Internet
(An H.P. Lovecraft Parody)
"What do Mac Fanatics Really Want?"
Not Tonight!
A More Perfect Computing World
Industry Rants and Raves
The Final Decision From
The Smartest Guy Ever!
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