What, exactly, does regular use of
Microsoft and Intel Products do to your Brain...?
It’s Gates who’s doing this to me, that’s who.
Bill Gates,
Mr. Microsoft, the wealthiest man in the world. Nietzche said
"behind every great fortune, there is a crime," and
Gates’ fortune is so great there must be a few crimes
to his credit, at least. It's taken the entire U.S. Department
of Justice years to prove something I suspected all along!
I have recently uncovered information that exposes one of these crimes -- the invasion of my privacy -- a series of unprovoked and illicit attempts on the part of Microsoft Corporation to monitor my thoughts, patrol my actions, and control my mind.
It started the day I installed Windows 2000 Professional on my computer. One hundred and eighty-seven floppy diskettes! My God, how could a mere operating system dump this much code onto my hard disk?
It doesn’t make sense -- unless large portions of that code are secretly devoted to automated background surveillance activities, that is!
It’s not Gates acting alone, of course. Evil is, and has always been, a group effort, a collaborative venture. Gates and Grove are unholy bedfellows, for sure. Andy Grove, that is -- Mr. Intel, The Chip Man.
Gates does the software, you see, and Grove does the hardware. Gates, Grove -- of course, of course! Do you know the odds against both their names beginning with the letter "G?" Astronomical!
I don’t know all the details -- yet -- but it works something like this.
Every time you save a file, special code in Windows 2000 directs the Pentium III chip to send out a short, encoded, wireless blast of data via embedded high-frequency radio transmitter circuitry built into the microprocessor.
This signal is picked up by a network of local receiving devices (those ubiquitous digital television satellite dishes?) connected via high-speed lines on the "shadow internet" to a massive central computer located in the earth’s core.
From there on in, why, it’s too frightening to think about.
But wait -- how can I expect you to believe me, unless you know my credentials? I’m a "Double E" (electronics engineer, that is), thrown out of M.I.T. at the age of 17 for my revolutionary (and vigorously-voiced) notions of non-Euclidian geometry, extra-dimensional field theories, and Reichian pleasure principles.
I finished my degree at State, but ironically, my expulsion from M.I.T. was the very best thing for my education. It gave me the freedom to develop my ideas, without limits. And living with my parents, even at age 37, isn’t as bad as it sounds. Mom’s a great cook, and Dad, well, he never bothers me.
Anyway, I’m sure that all this Microsoft stuff is really happening because I’m what you call a Sensitive. I can feel things. Not only people’s thoughts and emotions, but electromagnetic and other energy fields beyond the usual visual and audible spectrums.
From the first day I installed Windows 2000, I noticed a strange fluttering in my nervous system every time I saved a file. Curious, I installed Linux on the same system, and felt no fluttering. Curious again, I reinstalled Windows 2000, and tested again. Fluttering. Then I popped out my computer’s Pentium III chip and motherboard, and replaced it with an AMD Athalon motherboard/chip combo. No fluttering!
So I can only conclude that Gates and Grove have conspired to orchestrate a massive surveillance effort (50 million PCs sold every year!), directed at an unknowing, unsuspecting populace.
I should have known this from the very beginning. It’s all in the name: Windows 95.
Any conspiracy theorist worth his salt has studied the infamous "League of 95," a group of powerful financiers and industrialists who first convened in Bahn-On-Rhine, Germany in 1486. These people taught the Rothschilds how to be Schmucks!
Their goal was nothing less than worldwide domination, and they’ve been at it ever since.
By the way, it’s the same group of people every year, and always will be -- these guys figured out how to lick the mortality rap years ago. But don’t go getting all excited, because they’ll never tell us how to do it, and we couldn’t afford the procedure anyway.
Remember, it was the kings and pharoahs who were mummified, not the slaves. Someday we’ll be worm food, while they get to live forever. Tough break, but that’s how it goes.
So Windows 95 is a direct allusion to the League of 95 -- how could it be otherwise? There was a lot of controversy in the computer press when they named it Windows 95, because after all, wouldn’t the name be obsolete in just a few months? I mean, who in their right mind would want to buy "Windows 95" in 1996, and 1997? Isn’t this "planned obsolesence" of the most obvious kind?
But what does Gates care? He’s long since stopped worrying about the kind of trivial sales and marketing issues that plague most businessmen. When they say Gates "controls" his markets, they ain’t kidding. People buy Microsoft software like Lemmings march off cliffs into the sea. They don’t have a choice. Trust me on this. I’ve got it all figured out.
Here’s how it works. The screen interlace rate on your average Super VGA monitor is what, 75 Megahertz? With a resolution of 1024 x 768 pixels, that leaves a small window -- say, 32 Mhz worth of 10 vertical sub-micron scan lines -- where any kind of subliminal message whatsoever can be flashed on the screen without the user’s conscious awareness.
This is the classic subliminal stuff that Disney puts in its movies – ever wonder why Disney films never bomb? -- and the liquor ads, where ordinary ice cubes look like juicy sex organs when you get up close.
So anyway, Gates and his buddies throw in these subliminal messages that flash on the screen constantly, several times each second, whenever you’re using their software. It hypnotizes you.
Down in my lab, I’ve been working on a special SSDD (Subliminal Screen Decoding Device) that captures and freezes the subliminal messages. Here’s a sampling of what I found:
"Bill Gates is God. You are Nothing without Microsoft Software. You will fail in business and in love unless you use Microsoft Office. Only Idiots Use Macintosh Computers. Windows 95 will Set You Free. Powerpoint Makes You Irresistable to the Opposite Gender. Microsoft Word is better than Sex."
And those are only the ones I can print!
So with this kind of subliminal saturation, Microsoft has built an empire, and Gates can sit home counting his money while the rest of us have to work.
Did I say his money? I should have said our money. You see, Gates and the IRS are in cahoots, I’m sure of it. You know all that "electronic forms filing" stuff the IRS is always promoting? Well, who do you think processes those forms and collects those checks, the IRS? Yeah, right. Guess again.
The IRS couldn’t possibly manage such a massive, complex task – we’re talking thousands of catatonic government employees here, with cobwebbed brains from years of hitching easy rides on the federal gravy train.
Nope, Microsoft does all the forms processing, as part of a secret deal with the government, and takes a straight 25 percent of the cut. You know who put this deal together? Ross Perot, that’s who.
It started at a top-secret conference, held in the early 90s at Perot’s mansion on a private, unnamed, heavily-guarded South Sea Island. Gates was there. So was Bill Clinton. And Jack Nicholson, Larry Ellison, O.J. Simpson, Steven Jobs, and...
...hold on, that’s my Mom at the bedroom door with my dinner tray. She sure looks funny tonight. Hey wait a minute...how do I know she’s really my Mom?
It’s amazing what they can do with Prosthetics these days...she could be Madonna...or Hillary Clinton! Or Eva Peron! I’d better finish this later. I’ve got some serious research to do.